paulftompkins:

And when I ran out of rungs, I grew a mustache for MAXIMUM JAUNT

I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent, but my parents wouldn’t let me.
— John Waters (via kadrey)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

Why isn’t there a tumblr dedicated to unedited final draft papers yet?

Reblogged from English Major Humor

zohbugg:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

MATILDA’S SHADE GAME IS SO STRONG I LOVE IT

I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.
— Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via cyberqueer) [x] (via belligerently)
Reblogged from Bookoisseur
guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

Treeborgs!

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

Treeborgs!

quickhits:

You’ve probably heard of “rolling coal”…
But in case you missed it, it’s a fad among teabagging blockheads. They modify their exhaust to belch out black smoke in protest of the “hoax” of global warming.
I was on my bike at an intersection just now. The light was about to change and this truck came barreling down the street — obviously trying to beat the yellow (he failed, by the way, and blew through a red at about 50 mph). As he passed, a pipe in his truck bed belched out black smoke.
What happened was that he saw someone on a bike and decided that person needed to be taught a lesson about not burning fossil fuels, so he “rolled coal” on me. He needed to do this so badly that he ran a red light to do it.
So here’s the skinny on people who “roll coal”:
They’re criminals. It’s illegal to modify your exhaust system like this. Mine didn’t care about stop lights, either.
It’s pointless. They can’t possibly increase their emissions enough to offset even the most modest green energy efforts.
They spend a lot of money. Not only are the modifications not free, but they decrease fuel efficiency, leading to increased costs at the pump.
So, to sum up, these are people who pointlessly choose to spend more money than other drivers on a modification that could earn them a fine and doesn’t actually do anything but eat money, all to fail at being a bully.
Congrats coal rollers, you’re idiots.

quickhits:

You’ve probably heard of “rolling coal”…

But in case you missed it, it’s a fad among teabagging blockheads. They modify their exhaust to belch out black smoke in protest of the “hoax” of global warming.

I was on my bike at an intersection just now. The light was about to change and this truck came barreling down the street — obviously trying to beat the yellow (he failed, by the way, and blew through a red at about 50 mph). As he passed, a pipe in his truck bed belched out black smoke.

What happened was that he saw someone on a bike and decided that person needed to be taught a lesson about not burning fossil fuels, so he “rolled coal” on me. He needed to do this so badly that he ran a red light to do it.

So here’s the skinny on people who “roll coal”:

  1. They’re criminals. It’s illegal to modify your exhaust system like this. Mine didn’t care about stop lights, either.
  2. It’s pointless. They can’t possibly increase their emissions enough to offset even the most modest green energy efforts.
  3. They spend a lot of money. Not only are the modifications not free, but they decrease fuel efficiency, leading to increased costs at the pump.

So, to sum up, these are people who pointlessly choose to spend more money than other drivers on a modification that could earn them a fine and doesn’t actually do anything but eat money, all to fail at being a bully.

Congrats coal rollers, you’re idiots.

Reblogged from Quick Hits Headlines
emeraaldnymph:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

glitterist:

feahrs:

gazeonmy:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK
SHIT

Wow

this

just had to

this is why i love banksy. 

i mean do you see this shit

this stuff is deep

i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up

holy

mother

of

fuck




I’ve been saying this for a while now. This art is amazing

emeraaldnymph:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

glitterist:

feahrs:

gazeonmy:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK

SHIT

Wow

this

just had to

this is why i love banksy. 

image

i mean do you see this shit

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this stuff is deep

image

i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up

image

holy

image

mother

image

of

image

fuck

image

image

image

I’ve been saying this for a while now. This art is amazing

Reblogged from Bookoisseur

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.